A Day of Drama: Smells Like Chicken
// February 22nd, 2009 // 8 Comments » // My Fabulous Life
I used to think that having 3 kids under 4 was a monumental feat of mommyhood. Either I forgot how hectic those days were, or it truly wasn’t that bad. Because today I was wishing I once again had 2 in diapers and toddler meltdowns. Dog and cat meltdowns can get very, very ugly.
The drama was unfolding in this section of the house we call Doggy Hospice. By “section,” I mean the entire first floor, which is a bit inconvenient since we haven’t been either upstairs or downstairs since Christmas. This first floor thing – it’s our space, or was. The Doggy Hospice gig has been going on since October. The dog that was going to The Bridge in two months remains alive and somewhat well. Still, he remains.
It started out with The Soup last night – the infamous chicken vegetable soup I started making for Lucky when he was no longer able to eat his kibble because of the tumor that is growing through the roof of his mouth. It takes hours. Stew the chicken, peel and cut up the vegetables, strain, cook until everything is good and soft, add noodles, cook some more. Thicken a bit, cool, then put in a giant vat to dole out his daily rations.
Because the vet said when he stops eating, it’s time.
And we don’t want it to be “time.”
He loves his special soup. He knows when I’m making it. And he can’t wait for it to get served up in his bowl. Underfoot, but very unsteady, he falls, I trip over 
him and vegetables go flying and the chicken carcass hits the floor. I pick it up and rinse off the inevitable dog hair. I start mopping up chicken stock, while he competes with the scrub rags. Slipping, sliding, and of course, covered in the stock. And I grab the wishbone. Just because.
him and vegetables go flying and the chicken carcass hits the floor. I pick it up and rinse off the inevitable dog hair. I start mopping up chicken stock, while he competes with the scrub rags. Slipping, sliding, and of course, covered in the stock. And I grab the wishbone. Just because.And the cat now thinks Lucky smells nice. Like …. chicken.
Eventually the kitchen is clean and all is well. For now.
I woke during the night to the sound of cat yak. Ugh. In my sleepy stupor I tell myself it can wait til 
morning. Oh how I wish that Little Green Machine had a remote. I got up and saw that Snickers had not only yakked, but she had dropped a deuce in the corner of the family room. Ripe. She had already done the same thing on the edge of her litter box, and no Princess Kitty can go in the same place twice. After all, we have scruples.
morning. Oh how I wish that Little Green Machine had a remote. I got up and saw that Snickers had not only yakked, but she had dropped a deuce in the corner of the family room. Ripe. She had already done the same thing on the edge of her litter box, and no Princess Kitty can go in the same place twice. After all, we have scruples.Today before I served up Lucky’s (will it be his last?) supper, I scrubbed and cleaned his eating area, the floor, the rugs, the bowls, the wall. His poor little mouth is pretty much out of control, and food flies everywhere. Reminiscent of 3 children under 4. The hose to the vacuum is on the floor and he decides he needs to be right by his bowl, so he attempts to navigate his way across the hose. SPLAAAAT. Down he goes, gangly legs tangled in the hose and he tries like crazy to get himself up. His legs are too weak to push himself up on the tile.
So like any old person who gets frustrated and confused, he pees. And pees. This ginormous puddle beneath him spreads like a giant amoeba, all over the vacuum hose and under his belly. And his feet and legs are literally swimming in the mess as he flops around, trying to stand. One tall, skinny dog, covered with pee, and his spiffy dining area is now a sea of pee. The only way to get him out of the mess is to lift him up, take him outside, and dump him in the snow.
Now I’m covered in canine urine, still have the lingering smell of feline feces, and Ron Burgundy comes in as I’ve finished cleaning up the floor. He puts Lucky in the tub. Yes, the whirlpool. Gives a whole new meaning to “spa day.” Dog gets clean, towels get washed, and then he tackles the litter box. I hear him mumbling under his breath.
Standing there in the laundry room in his whitey tighties, I hear “I never thought I’d find myself standing here on a Saturday morning doing this.”
“And I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.”
Sweet man.
Smells like….chicken.
Tea tonight: Harney & Son’s green with citrus
